Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She's the barista slut.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Randomize
