I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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