2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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