do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Alive.
So much puke
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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