hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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