just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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