yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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