ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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