Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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