can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Randomize
