STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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