forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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