Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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