yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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