Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
