Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
