some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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