is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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