Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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