i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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