waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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