I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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