Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
was it more than 30 minutes?
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then you're in a relationship
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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