it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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