i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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