What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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