it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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