My first STD was from a foam party
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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