i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
is wine microwaveable?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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