I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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