im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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