He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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