he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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