Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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