it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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