You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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