aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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