You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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