those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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