return my video game
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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