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My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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