i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
