The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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