it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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