somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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