Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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