no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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