Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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