if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Sext me about skeletons
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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