idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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